I have two pencils in my purse. Per John Hopkins. They are Lesbians

This reads very perversely like Genesis on absurdity.

A man is a man. Good. That’s great. A lesbian IS ANYTHING under God’s green earth that isn’t a man. Anything. The desire to include transgender men brought in the known and unknown universe that is not man. CLEVER THAT.

So like a chair. A chair is a non-man. Or a Pencil. A pencil is a non man. Algae is a non-man. A male tiger is a non-man. All Pepsi products are non-men. Lesbians are the entire universe less man.

It is biblical in proportion. The entire dominion is divided into on the one side lesbian and on the other side, man. Lesbian is everything and then there is man.

So a few thoughts resulted from reading this.

a) are they that dim-witted in the pursuit of equity that they made a chair a lesbian;

b) was this done on purpose to inflame, but they are still dim-witted in that they saw the equity dimensions but not the pencil, or diet coke being a lesbian;

c) they knew they were naming women tablets, shoes, planes etc and that is who can be a woman these days. All non-men things. the sky, the sun the sea the grass;

d) women are disappearing and becoming all the matter that isn’t male in the dust to dust kind of way;

e) they made the first lab children and they made them all men so only they will corner reproduction. The ultimate monopoly; or should we say man-opoly (SORRY);

f) And therefore men who are hetero will need to love trans women or lamps or the two pencils in my purse.

g) John Hopkins, is sliding in terms of an academic institution;

h) who knows about the man-opoly coming.

What do you think.