Climate Minutes to share over the holidays

Share this with friends and family over the holidays. And shhhhhift perspectives. Sorry for the bad jokes. I am in a mood.

https://co2coalition.org/facts/?trk=feed_main-feed-card_feed-article-content

If no one is at COP29 and John Kerry farts, will anyone smell it?

What did the cow say to the globalist? Methane happening over here.

WHO wants climate lockdowns? Nobody. No. Who. Who? Nobody? No who? I said nobody. No it's who. Who? Oh nevermind.

What did Bill Gates say to the lemming? You think you can run over a cliff? You should see the sheep with my vaccines!

How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

A) they can't unless the Republicans first add more aid to Ukraine and write it in to the light bulb tax irs changing bill.

B) they won't they have them all at the border to light the way in for the illegals

C) they can't the light is too white and it violates the dei policy for diversity.

D) 10 one to get the light bulb and nine to argue whether light is an oppressive sign of colonialism, since precolonial times there were no light bulbs. Light bulb marches are organized on campuses. Light bulbs are outlawed as racist.